Bulldogs

My 85-pound English Bulldog just launched himself onto my lap like a heat-seeking missile, sending my coffee flying and my laptop teetering on the edge of disaster. But I wouldn’t…

My bulldog had a personality as wrinkly as his face – stubborn, loving, and perpetually convinced that he was a 50-pound lap dog rather than the tank-like creature who demolished…

Those wrinkles and that squishy face might be your bulldog’s most adorable features, but those same characteristics make them especially prone to dental problems. Those cute facial folds create the…

Your bulldog isn’t lazy—he’s just perfected the art of strategic napping. But if he’s huffing and puffing after a short walk or choosing the couch over his favorite toy, it’s…

If your bulldog could design their dream home, it would probably include unlimited treats, a throne made of pillows, and a temperature-controlled room set to “cool breeze forever.” While that…

Your bulldog just stared at you for a full minute, sighed dramatically, and flopped over like a soap opera character. Boredom in bulldogs isn’t just about energy—it’s about keeping that…

Bulldogs have two speeds: slow and… slightly less slow. But don’t let their laid-back nature fool you—when something catches their attention, they can move surprisingly fast (especially if it involves…

Your bulldog has mastered the “nope” maneuver—the stiff-legged resistance, the big-eyed guilt trip, the dramatic sigh before plopping down like a sack of bricks. Vet visits can feel like a…

You swore you wouldn’t be that dog parent—but here you are, narrating your Bulldog’s thoughts in a ridiculous voice and throwing them an elaborate birthday party. Bulldogs have a way…