Bad manners in a dachshund are almost never a training failure. They are a negotiation, and the dachshund has usually been winning it for months before anyone thinks to check the scoreboard.
That sounds harsh. Stay with me.
Dachshunds were built to go down a badger tunnel alone, make decisions with no human anywhere nearby, and refuse to back off when something twice their size objected. Independence was the entire point of the design. Nobody wanted a badger dog that kept glancing back for permission.
Which means the small dog currently ignoring you from underneath the couch cushions is not broken. He is doing precisely the job his ancestors were bred for.
Here is the good part: that same stubbornness runs in both directions. Once a dachshund decides a behavior is worth doing, he commits to it with the intensity of a dog who has never done anything halfway in his life.
These five manners are the ones worth that commitment. Skip the fancy tricks for now.
1. Coming When Called, Even With Something Interesting Happening
Recall is the manner that keeps your dog breathing. Everything else on this list improves your quality of life. This one is a genuine safety net.
Why this is legitimately harder for this breed
Scent hounds have a switch. Once the nose engages, the ears quietly excuse themselves from the conversation and go home.
A dachshund who blows past you on a trail is not being spiteful. He has simply received better information than your voice is currently offering.
Build it long before you need it
Start indoors, in the most tedious room of your house. Say the word one time, then make something wonderful happen: chicken, a squeaky toy, an embarrassing amount of praise.
One repetition of the cue. Not four. Repeating it teaches your dog that "come" actually means "come, eventually, on the fifth try."
Never call your dachshund to end something fun. If the word reliably signals that the park is over, he will do the math, and he is much better at math than you think.
Practice in the hallway. Then the kitchen, then the yard on a long line, then the yard with a distraction, then somewhere genuinely thrilling.
A recall cue is a promise, not a command. Break that promise often enough and your dog simply stops answering the phone.
2. Waiting at Doors, Stairs, and the Edge of the Couch
Impulse control matters more for a long dog than almost any other breed, and the reason is structural rather than behavioral.
The spine conversation nobody enjoys
Repeated hard landings put real strain on a back that was already designed with unusual proportions. A dachshund who launches himself off the arm of the sofa forty times a week is doing his skeleton no favors.
Teaching a pause at every threshold does two jobs at once. It protects the body, and it installs a tiny moment of thinking before acting.
How to teach the pause
Stand at a closed door with your dog on leash. Reach for the handle, and the instant he surges forward, your hand comes off the handle.
Say nothing. No scolding, no repeating yourself. The door just stops being interesting.
The moment he settles, even half a second of stillness, the handle moves again. He will figure out the pattern faster than you expect, because dachshunds are excellent at spotting rules that involve getting what they want.
Apply the same logic to the couch, the car, and the top of the staircase. Ramps and steps help enormously, but only if your dog has the patience to use them instead of vaulting past.
3. Quiet on Cue
Barking is not a bug in the dachshund operating system. Barking is a feature, installed deliberately, so a hunter above ground could locate a dog working below it.
Trying to eliminate it entirely is a losing battle. Putting it on a switch is completely doable.
Reward the ending, not the noise
Wait for a natural pause in the barking. Mark it with a word ("yes" works fine) and pay immediately.
You are not rewarding the bark. You are rewarding the silence that follows it, and your timing is the whole trick.
Once your dog notices that quiet earns snacks, start naming it. Say "thank you" or "enough" during the pause, then pay, then gradually stretch the quiet before the reward arrives.
Address the reason, not just the sound
A dachshund who barks at every leaf blowing past the window needs the window managed, not just the volume.
Frosted film on the lower glass, a baby gate blocking the lookout post, a white noise machine near the front door. Environmental fixes do half the work while the training catches up.
Silence you have to demand is fragile. Silence your dog volunteers because it pays better is permanent.
4. "Leave It," Because the Floor Is Basically a Buffet
Living roughly four inches off the ground gives a dachshund an intimate relationship with everything you drop, everything the kids drop, and everything the neighbors dropped last Tuesday.
A reliable "leave it" is worth its weight in emergency vet bills.
The version that takes two seconds to start
Put a boring treat in your closed fist. Let your dog sniff, lick, and nibble at your knuckles with great enthusiasm.
Say nothing at all. The instant he backs off, even by an inch, open your other hand with something better.
Repeat until backing off becomes his first idea instead of his last resort. Then add the words, then move to the floor with your hand hovering nearby, then to the floor with your foot ready.
Take it outdoors gradually
Practice on walks with objects you have planted yourself, so you control the difficulty. A dropped cracker is a reasonable place to start.
Something genuinely revolting on a sidewalk is an advanced exam, and you should not schedule the final before your dog has passed the quizzes.
5. Greeting People Without Becoming a Pogo Stick
Small dogs get a strange pass on jumping. Nobody feels threatened by nine pounds of enthusiasm, so nobody corrects it, and the habit calcifies.
Then your dachshund launches at a toddler, or twists mid air off a guest’s knee, and suddenly it stops being charming.
Four paws pay, four paws always
The rule is refreshingly simple: attention flows to a dog with all feet on the floor, and stops instantly when feet leave the floor.
Your guests will sabotage this. Warn them in advance, and be prepared to be slightly rude about it.
Turn away the moment your dog leaves the ground. Turn back the moment he lands. He will find the pattern quickly, because the reward he actually wants is you, and you have just made yourself conditional.
Rehearse the doorbell separately
Ring your own doorbell twenty times over a week with nobody behind it. Scatter treats on the floor each time.
The bell stops predicting chaos and starts predicting a small snack hunt, which is a much calmer way to answer a door.
Build a designated spot: a mat, a bed, a specific rug near the entry. Send your dog there, pay generously, then open the door.
The best greeting behavior is the one your dog performs before he has a chance to think of a worse one.